Happy day after x-mas to everyone!!!!!!!

Hi there,

Well, I do hope you had a most awesome holiday yesterday. To everyone who had a birthday yesterday, I'm sorry that you had to think about other people on your birthday but it is what it is! At least you know a majority of the country is celebrating on your big day! My birthday is on July 5th, so I guess I'm in the same boat. As a child I hated it because all of my friends were always away on holiday with their families, but now I get to say they set off fireworks, JUST FOR ME!!!!!! They just don't always know it's just for me!

I need all of you who don't mind a little obscene language to check out a funny as heck Youtube video. Go on the site and search for Army Ranger Promo. When you see the ripped tan torso of a man click on it and you will be entertained by the funniest clip. I still laugh every time I view, and even think about it. There is another one while you are there called the Engineers Guide to Cats. It's a tad slower than the Army Ranger Promo but just as funny. And no, although being a cat person would constitute you to really enjoy this, you need not be one! Cat colonists all around are currently accepting applications for the position though! One of these days I need to make a Youtube video of my adventures in ChitraLand. Now that would be fun!

So New Years Eve is coming up...... What are you doing? My plans are still up in the air. A few years ago, some friends and I had rented a limousine and booked a Cabana at one of the now closed down clubs in downtown. It was some of the most fun I had ever experienced at New Years Eve. Another year back in 1999 we actually were in downtown for the ball dropping and went to the Panorama. I know it's was an alternative lifestyle club but it was still quite fun. How could you go wrong with 2 dance floors and if I remember correctly, like 4 bars! Come back cool clubs with a great choice of amenities inside for your lovely guests! We need you and request your presence in our wonderful Portland! NOW!

I'll be back morrow for more....... I still sit patiently looking for my Sensai! "The Georgia" is looking for new work as she has been fired from this job! And, "The Chitra" looks forward to you saying "Hi" to her on her BLOG!!!!! HI!-to me I guess! :)

Ciao for now,

Chitra, Portland Persian Blog-a-Billy Chick